Wednesday’s theme is: slimy animal reproduction. Slug sex to the left, and, here, sea horse reproduction. I suggest you cue up some epic music for this. Ladies: next time you start cursing the male gender, remember the Seahorse. Okay? Even though they make it look easy, those males put in hard work. March 11 is National Seahorse day–I suggest you stock up on apparel.

  • The worst is when you ticklefight with yourself. It should also be noted that Senator Massa loves to hire Throw Pillows.
  • What a shit cheese-eating grin on this man’s face. Next time I want a woman to make me food? “The breast is there to make food.”
  • I want definitive answers as to whether or not this is fake. I’ll still love you anyway, whether or not you house a soul.
  • Breakup song of the day: “Magnolia” By JJ Cale.
  • Gratuitous Jack Handy Quote:  “On the other hand, we have different fingers.”

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