A regular feature in which body language expert Greg Grabianski, PHD, analyzes a celebrity photograph and gives us the real deal.

1. Distance – so much distance between a couple while drinking coffee can only mean tension and passive-aggression. What’s causing it? Let’s look deeper.

2. Tight lips, looking off into the distance – as any man knows this is the expression of a very pissed off woman. Did she catch him checking out the barista’s ass? Or is she just embarrassed because Chris insisted on wearing a scarf when it’s warm enough outside to wear a t-shirt? Neither.

3. Holding wallet – Olivia had to pay for Chris’ latte. This is clearly a microcosm of what’s destroying the relationship: Olivia is constantly footing the bill for the fading Chris, and is becoming resentful.

4. Head dropped in shame – as per norm when someone picks up the tab for one’s broke ass, Chris feels like a schmuck for about five minutes, wondering when Star Trek 2 will go into production, though the feeling lifts faster than the Venice Beach fog. He’ll ask her for his gambling allowance in just a few hours.

Bottom line – Though it’s currently fashionable for men to marry women richer than they are, celebrities never stick with a trend for long, and Olivia will drop this one very soon.

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