Love Busted: Nick Cannon

Accomplice: Mariah Carey

Violation: Using wife to advance career

Location: New York and Los Angeles

Officer’s notes:
Finding the sham within a Hollywood relationship is like solving a crime – you see who benefits, and start there. In this case, the Love Busters didn’t have to go any further.

Before the accused married Mariah Carey in April, he was a wannabe rapper with one album, a second that was never released, and a second rate show on MTV, “Wild ‘N Out”. He was a C Lister at best. Since marrying Mimi, Nick’s stock has risen considerably and so have his opportunities: he became the Chairman of Teen Nick, launched NCredible Entertainment and was hired as host of America’s Got Talent. He’s this decade’s K-Fed: a loser who’s willing to put up with his wife’s eccentricities for fame and fortune. But we’ve got news for you, Mr. DJ Sex Fingers, as well as for you, Miss Unicorns, angels and lambs: your Balsa wood relationship might be fooling your Twitter followers, but not us. Busted!

Ticket: 100 days community service.

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