LITD Editor in Time Out New York!
Two things feel more pathetic than putting up an online dating profile. Doing so on Craigslist Personals is one; doing it in a newspaper or magazine is another. Your LITD did the latter recently, under the guise of “I’m doing it for the site”. Nice try. This is the snark who, on a weekly basis, Grades the Vows ; we encourage you to turn the chalkboards and grade him, in the comments section. Do your worst! Below, we give you a head start. Original Time Out ad is found here.
about 2 months ago
In real life Matt is WAY cuter, not to mention smarter and more hip than this photo and article suggest. For reasons that shall remain secret, I have to tell you that is NOT his dad’s tie. (and I am not his mother.)
about 2 months ago
where to start… WHERE to start.
i actually dig the loosely fitted geek tie.
you’re basically me, gender reversed, and living in NY instead of Chicago so i can’t criticize you too much. except i hate physically exherting myself and chicago could totally beat up NY.
about 2 months ago
That guy is such a hunk. I’d totally date him. Well except for the “leaving it to me” part. We all know I like guys who grab the reins. But other than that. Babe-City
about 2 months ago
Ooooooo, looka dat! Hot-cha-cha, daddy-o!
So this site is a “humorous digital art project?” Think you’d have better success if you simply put “Funny fuck.” Because you are, and because everyone knows a funny guy makes all the girls cream.
Can’t waaaait to hear about the responses!
about 2 months ago
Aaaaand now I’m rethinking the fact that I put my face on my site.
about 2 months ago
Yeah Miss Alpha I like how commenting has been disabled for that page ahahha! Singlegirlie, it was my best shot at artist pretension and I failed miserably, but thanks for the props. Blunt, you and I are birds of a feather, I’ve always said so….
about 2 months ago
Let’s see if I totally botch this comment…
I just seriously could not help myself.
about 2 months ago
Dammit. Guess I did.
Here’s my handwork: http://datewrecks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/couldnt-help-myself.jpg
about 2 months ago
HAHAHAH Jami, I am speechless
about 2 months ago
[bows]
I know that one will bite me in the ass, but GOD. You just HAD to have the Groucho Marx mask and the devil horns and tail. I can’t draw on a picture WITHOUT adding those things.
(At work sometimes, I’ll draw them on the people I’m editing for advertisements for clients. I mean, I erase them, but not until the very end.)
about 2 months ago
Hubba hubba hunksicle.