So you’re standing in line at the market, next to a hottie. He/she has no ipod, isn’t on the phone, looks bored – in terms of getting their number, they’re as ripe as that peach and plum medley you’re about to buy (let’s assume peaches and plums are in season). But alas, you’re paralyzed. You try to speak, but the only thing you can cough up is your cat’s hairballs (this is your first problem  – you have a cat.) That’s when you wonder why there isn’t an online show that will help you in situations like these, and many others so you can stop trolling those ghetto-ass dating sites and take matters into your own hands. Wonder no more – the show is called Digitis, and yours truly will be contributing content to their “digits deciphered” section. First installation is up, and it has something to do with the below cartoon custom-made for the column. Click it to see what it’s all about. Also be sure to check out the other posts, which come from some of the net’s funniest writers, including one of my favorites, Alice Walker Wright from get off my internets.

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