A new feature in which we grade a wedding announcement from the Sunday NY Times vows section.

Highlights: nice, genuine, down-to-earth creative media hipster types somehow find each other in Los Angeles, of all places.

Troubling questions: why did it take him till 39 to get married? Signs point to commitment issues. What is the daughter of Cambridge intellectuals doing in reality television? This indicates stifled potential and possible regret in the future.

What their kids will look like: his head is exceptionally long, while hers is quite oval. Optimistically, their off-spring will combine elements of both and have the most perfectly shaped heads, ever.

Grades: Compatibility: B+; Longevity: B-; Likability: B. Final grade: B

Bonus points: +10 for waiting until their 30s to get married.

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