We’ve all been there. You craft a missive to your “crush”, push send, and wait. You click “send/receive” upwards of 500,000 times a day. You check it on the treadmill of your gym, and you check it on the can. Minutes seem like hours and hours seem like days as you glue your eyes to the screen until that reply comes. And if it doesn’t? You just got hit with the N.E.B (no email back.) *crinkle crinkle* The crush has crushed!

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