I like when people on children’s shows act really bizarre. Consider:


If you’re into movies, good. Each of these tracking shots are longer than my longest relationships…

Apropos of this, I’m glad a girl I dated turned to lesbianism.

How do you one up the snuggie? Like I said, the Japanese never, ever fail to amaze me.

Now I love me some hockey fights, but I’ll spare you. These are better. WWE wrestlers are advised to take notes…if they know how to write. Consider it Olympic follow up.

Song to play at my funeral…du jour: Motherlode, ‘When I Die’

Gratuitous Jack Handey Quote: “Before a mad scientist goes mad, there’s probably a time when he’s only partially mad. And this is when he’s going to throw his best parties.”