Posts tagged masturbation
Finally! Time to masturbate!
At long last! That special hour of the night has arrived – no more TV, no more reading, no more folding laundry.
It’s time to masturbate!
Some people choose to do it before showering, right after work, or even during work. Not me. I prefer to make it very last thing I do before falling asleep, serving as a reward for getting through the rigors of the day and a sort of natural sleeping pill.
Let me tell you, this path can be exceedingly difficult and takes a remarkable amount of restraint and discipline, but the reward is well worth it. You see, just as there’s a mental component to making love with a ‘real’ person, there’s a similar mind game I play with myself (ha!) which comes from holding out, all day, until the very last hours of consciousness. Thus, I estimate my orgasm is 11 – 23% better than my contemporaries who masturbate, say, before dinner.
Another benefit to this ‘finish line’ technique is you avoid the typical post-masturbation loneliness and depression, simply…
Click to continue reading
Texts you WISH you could send, part 1
Texting is such a blast – a modern take on the telegram, you send cute, pithy messages back and forth in a sort of linguistic dalliance. It’s also a challenging medium to express your real thoughts and concerns, and as tempting as it may be we must control the urge to let it all hang out on SMS. Instead, LITD will compile an ongoing list of Texts you WISH you could send (add yours to the comments)
Video in the dumps: a stimulating lecture
All this talk about orgasm and the nervous system sure makes me nervous! I would have loved to be in the hotel bar after THIS presentation.
Sunday Mornin’ Coming Down, Part 1
It’s ani-comix Friday, and this week we debut a new series – Dysfunction Junction, featuring a rotating cast of neurotic, single New Yorkers playing out funny and poignant scenarios. This week we meet Cliff Golden and Lucky Chang, and they meet each other, in the three part episode Sunday Mornin’ Coming Down.
