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Dumpcast: Fergie and Josh Duhamel
Conditions: Began dating in 2004 after Fergie appeared on Josh’s show Las Vegas and married in January 2009.
Storm Warnings: Josh reported having multiple sex with stripper/mother Nicole Forrester; Fergie getting drunk and peeing herself during Peas concert (heh heh).
The Dump-Cast: Conditions are currently stable – they showed up holding hands at his premiere for When in Rome, and the twosome renewed their vows on their one year anniversary But how many other married couples do you know that felt the need to renew their views after ONE YEAR OF MARRIAGE and not invite anyone to the ceremony? That’s what I thought.
Storm clouds gather when Fergie goes on an extended tour with the Black Eyed Peas and Josh starts shooting Transformers 3. Sometimes, silence can be like thunder. Ka-boom! Separated by October.
Chances of rain: 70%
Dumpcast: Dr. “G” and Dr. “S”
Conditions: Both Jewish, both doctors, both Ivy Leaguers, these two combined to form a Jewish parent’s dream team, the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since Jordan and Magic went to the Olympics. It’s a match made in heaven, but sometimes there’s a crook in the Ivy road to multiple PHDs.
Storm Warnings: Lately, at the dinner table, conversation flat-lines when the Doctors run out of medical things to discuss. As verbal defibrillator, Dr. S tried playing “Scene It!” with her during dessert, but she lost interest after the first three.
Dump Cast: Continuing the Dream Team analogy, the perfect pair will be an unstoppable force in the beginning and win the gold easily. Soon after they will coast on their talent – the chemistry will slip, and they’ll be left thinking, “How can this happen? We’re so good on paper!” At this point they’ll go back to their Rabbi – the equivalent of Coach K – who will get them back on track to their winning ways. They’ll repeat this patten for life.…
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