Posts tagged cats
A way to skin the cat
This one’s for anyone whose partner’s cat drives them nuts but would never dare say anything about the cute ‘lil guy for fear of getting sexually blacklisted.
Bad, bad kitties
I once saw a cat try its damnedest to murder a nun. The cat, with whom I eventually formed a synergistic, if not loving, relationship due to long term co-habitation, was an asshole, but he was an entertaining asshole, and never did learn that if he concentrated on chasing the laser pointer, he wouldn’t notice that he was gaiting full tilt towards the wall.
But he was an asshole. Face it ladies, all cats are, even the girl ones. Which is why it is time for you all to face facts: no matter what we say to women of the world, us boys do not like your cats. Whats that, you say? Every boy you’ve ever brought home has said he liked Mr. Fluffykins? You can’t possibly be that naive. He was trying to get to your kitty through your pussy.
Boys don’t like cats. Case in point, you’ve never met one who owns one who wasn’t at least a bit… off. Cats don’t even like cats. What, you have two? Maybe they’ll put on…
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