Trend: the turtleneck

When it will arrive: 4 years

Famous turtleneck wearers: Shaft,  Steve McQueen, Diane Keaton

Why: this is one 80s stalwart that somehow didn’t make it into the current reprise. How high-waisted mom jeans returned for an encore while turtlenecks got the slip defies all logic, but the trend genie keeps a keen eye on such forgotten gems because they always get their due, and turtlenecks will back, big time, in 2014, for both men and women.

The twist: turtlenecks will have prints of animals, and ironic statements like “stick with me – I’m going nowhere.”