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Improvementas!
7 NASA engineers, the kid who invented Chatroulette, and 2 Russian hackers later, LITD is back with some fine-ass new additions (it’s actually not really so major but the process sure made it feel that way). Below is a little guide. ALSO make sure to check out the new commenting – very slick – the commenting equivalent of a Delorian. Regular posting schedule resumes next week, so prepare for some serious funny!
Friday Photo-Comix
Welcome to Ani-Comix theater, a regular feature in which we play out scenes, ideas or whatever else we feel like in a graphic novel type of format. This week it’s The Things, concerning reminders found in the mundane after a breakup (advance images w arrows on bottom)
Dumping made very, very easy
The equation is this: Getting dumped is the worst, but dumping is almost as bad. Dumping someone to their face is the most painful to the dumper. A telephone call is significantly better but still can ruin your night; email requires well-thought-out sentences, which can be tough for some (most). Texting, with its 50 character maximum, was the reigning champ for painless dumping until IDump4U.com came along. An idea we wish we came up with, IDump4U does just that – dumps the person for you. Or the site’s owner, Bradley, will. We wish he was funnier, along the lines of legendary pranksters The Jerky Boys, and there’s a sneaking sense that the dumpees are in on the joke. Still, this is something that can turn into a cottage industry.
Doctor Damage Tackles a Linguistic Conundrum
Oh help me, please doctor, I’m damaged: I am a very smart, erudite person who uses big words. My problem is, I can’t seem to find someone who is smart enough for me. Once I used the word “acerbic”, and she asked me what it meant. I dumped her on the spot. How can I lower my expectations?
Sincerely, Disconcerted
Dr. Damage understands this conundrum well. In fact, he just received an email from a perplexed reader (are there any other kind on this site?) who suggested that the Doctor’s vocabulary and approach to language was “overwrought.” This comment sent the Doctor into a slight tailspin because, like many of his devoted readers, he, too, is delicately constituted and, perhaps, maybe even a little overwrought.
Okay, but let’s focus. This is your problem and we’re going to solve it in 300 words or less, or my publisher will have my ass. In your constant need to impress, or drive away, potential dates by using big words, do you think there is some sort…
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