LITD Cards
You are what you read
Someone once said you are a sum accumulation of the books you’ve read. This piece of wisdom serves you particularly well in dating and relationships.
Kiss first
Anyone who’s experienced a sloppy French smooch has wanted to send the culprit a card like this. Well, now you can!
A watched pot eventually boils
You just know it’s gonna end. It’s just got to. Soon. And when it does you’ll be there. You might be a rebound, but Dennis Rodman made a pretty good career pulling 8 of those down a game. Perservere, friend. Persevere.
En limbo
We’ve all been there. You craft a missive to your “crush”, push send, and wait. You click “send/receive” upwards of 500,000 times a day. You check it on the treadmill of your gym, and you check it on the can. Minutes seem like hours and hours seem like days as you glue your eyes to the screen until that reply comes. And if it doesn’t? You just got hit with the N.E.B (no email back.) *crinkle crinkle* The crush has crushed!
iBad
Each of us owns a small army of computers, tvs, ipods, iphones and cameras, not to mention our graveyard of “outdated” models. Thank GOD for the ipad – we were certainly bereft before it came along.
Dental denial
Looking at the god-awful orthodontist ads in the subway makes you imagine how easily they can be so much better, especially during World Cup season.
New series! Being single means…
This came from a rather poignant conversation with @dwheelchair (who is not single)
And now, a word from our sponsor
I truly believe that, in their ads, the veal industry should be playing up their product’s inherent advantage – age.
